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The Memsahib's Quote of the Day:
#2 Son, in the back seat of the car: "What was that I just saw
run across the road? I just caught a glimpse."
#1 Son: "I think it was a chipmunk."
JWR, at the wheel: "To be precise, that was a Lesser Western
Black Deathwish Chipmunk."
#2 Son: "How can you tell the variety?"
JWR: "Ah! Good question. The Deathwish subspecies
nearly always starts to cross the road but then displays its
second thoughts by stopping and rushing back from whence it came. Their
odds of making it across
a
road are slightly better than playing Russian roulette."
